INCREDIBLE DRAMA THIS WEEK ON DORITO FACED BAD TOUCH SEMPAI SAN AND SHOTA BOY.
I loved you not because of the reasons you think I did
My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.
This is how life should be lived.
Nintendo games aren’t hardcore? When was the last time you were playing Call of Duty and saw a dinosaur eat an enemy and poop it into an egg and then kill another enemy with it? HUH??? What’s that? “Never”??? That’s what I thought you weak-ass nerds. Now leave me alone and let me get back to my damn puppy simulator
Honestly I’ve listened to almost nothing but xiu xiu for over a week and it’s fucking me up
I’m not bothering to translate this so I made up my own story.